Category Archives: Enjoy Life

Upgrade to husband after boyfriend software

I got hilarious email from friend of mine this morning and thought to share with you that stuff.

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
________ _________ _________ _________ _________
Reply

DEAR  Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: i thought you loved me. ht ml and try to download
Install Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and  Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Thanks
Tech team

howz dat 😉

could technology really helps :(

I don’t know till when innocent people would be killed in the name of war against terrorism.

Why can’t Govt. do anything to save them or atleast to minimize risk of such suicide bombings atleast specially for those places which are on hit list like mosques, malls, govt sectors by the help of special scanners, metal detectors or something like that.

what is the point to stand some police/security guard there with some gun, i don’t think so that person can detect who come with suicide jacket or came with such thought/preparation.

I hope something like this happen very soon.  I really don’t understand, how can we utilize technology, what for our military have scanners, radars, detectors and what not? what for most of the budget spend on them every year if ultimately they are just for enemies out of the border not inside…

Hope the PEACE very soon.

what a silly holiday…

Yesterday was 5th of Feburary, which is considered as KASHMIR day so to show our love for Kashmir, Govt. of Pakistan has announced public holiday, hmmmm Ok what next. I would like to know what is the point of this holiday as most of the people spend this day by sleeping or in front of TV or like that. Some politicians come on to the media and make speeches 😀 CRAPPPP…. I really wanted to know, what those Kashmiris or Kashmir got benefit of all this. As we close our working day, banks are closed and so on … There are many such other holidays like when Benazir Bhutto former chief Minister of Pakistan, Allama Iqbal died, Quid e Azam .. and such long list so such many holidays… Even we get holiday at Labour day or Cleanliness day hahahaha and do what nothing but sleeping, watching TV or just like that…

I ‘m really curious, what is point of such holidays.

Isn’t it a better option that on Kashmir day our politicians sit together and find out solution of Kashmir and people of Pakistan work 1 day for them like profit of their business of that day should be dedicated for Kashmiris walfare and like that, means MUST do something which benefit them on such day, IF we really mean what we say 🙂

We don’t forget to have holiday at day of Quid e Azam but really forgot his messages 😀 his family ( as much i know they are living miserably)

I am not trying to be workholic but really there is not point of such holidays… NEED TO THINK so do hmmmmmmmmmmmm 🙂

IPhone Browser

IPhone comes with many many restrictions but you need to unleash or can say/do hack its power as it can be as i personally believe, its the most powerful & coooool phone yet.

Through ITunes you can sync almost all data but what if you want to change logo, you have jailbroken and downloaded youtube videos through mxTube or using Cycorder and have made movies and like this, how would you transfer those files ……… there is great free utility for your PC . IPHONE BROWSER to browse IPHONE file system and can get any file you wan from your iphone….

happy iPhoning 🙂

Top posts of Y2008

Hi dear readers

As its last day of 2008 so I thought to make a list for you guys of top posts (by means of reader stats) of year 2008. Following is few stuff with links and stats according to wordpress dashboard. Thanks wordpress.

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Lets wish for very peaceful and happy new year.

Once again thanks dearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr readerssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Who say IPhone lacks MMS & Video Recorder…

When I was thinking about to get Iphone, I read reviews about it and found loads of people complaining about miss of MMS and Video Recorder.

I like many things it has so I ignore those things which it didn’t… So I just get it and started to enrich it with FREE 😀 software and 1 day I found CYCORDER, whilst i was reading its description, I got surprise and impressed (which is hard to make me) by the thought of its makers.

Cycorder enable this cooool phone to make video. Awesommmme

Then I thought to google more such software which are not part of it by default and then I started to look for MMS in Iphone and found loads of software and found FLUTTER as FREE from APPStore and liked IRealMMS but didn’t find it free so SKIPed it 😀

Anyhow guys, conclusion is your IPhone can have anything, if you have …. hehehehe

I believe It can have everything what any other today’s modern phone has but many of those modern phones can’t have what Iphone has 😉 so guys go 4 it.

Happy 2 b Iphoner

The day it came, as many many others i got curious and anxious to have it but couldn’t get that then. When I become eligible to get that I started to research on it that what its users say about it etc… got many +ve responses about it and got many -ve as well.

Anyhow I wanted this to have some change in my communication life as I can’t stick with 1 thing for long time no matter its mobile or girl 😀 , I got fed up by typical mobile softwares and styles.

What I liked in Iphone was its screen size as that is enough large for browsing and i can open 8 web pages at a time and i don’t need to press tab to navigate through link i can click on link by finger tip wowww and can enlarge through finger tips again woww and browser is also very powerful which can run html/xhtml.. what else u want by your cell browser

I like its censors which make it wide screen when i hold it in portrait pattern … and get back to normal when i hold it in tower shape. coooooool

I like its touch screen scrolling, horizontally and vertically and zoom in / zoom out .. awesome experience to do that hehehehe

it got IPod features so i don’t need extra IPod

It support many famous documents formats like txt, doc, docx, xls, xlsx, ppt, pptx, pdf and much more and support many media file formats like mp3, wav, mpeg 4.. kooooooooool isn’t it

it got maps, youtube videos, itunes and such cool apps and still not enough so its MULTI Tasking

it made messaging/texting/sms just like m chating on msn

its emailing is quite powerful like gmail, exchange, yahoo, aol ,………………..

couple of things, it lacks like i didn’t get option to turn off dictionary and didn’t get any games, camera should be 3MP with flash :$

but overall its quite coool and enjoyable experience. so i am fan of it.